Sunday, October 10, 2010

Craig Ferguson Political jokes

"At a rally in Wisconsin, Joe Biden told the crowd they were the dullest audience he'd ever seen. You don't do that. Just give them some candy." –Craig Ferguson

"They gave out the Nobel Prize for Literature, which is very exciting. It guarantees monster sales. Sorry, I'm thinking about Oprah, the Nobel Prize doesn't mean anything." –Craig Ferguson
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