Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Craig Ferguson Joke about Election Day

"'Twas the night before Election Day and all through the house, everyone was shouting crap at each other." –Craig Ferguson

"Republicans are saying, 'It's time for a change.' And Democrats are saying, 'Stay the course.' And Charlie Sheen is saying, 'Where are my pants?'" –Craig Ferguson

"I don't know what Christine O'Donnell stands for, but I'm a late night talk show host, I need her." –Craig Ferguson
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