Thursday, November 18, 2010

David Letterman Jokes Grinch Stole the Midterm Elections

"Sarah Palin's new show is a huge hit and producers are saying that no endangered species were harmed — except for the Democrats." –David Letterman

"Palin says they do a lot of huntin', a lot of hikin', and a lot of fishin'. I won't be watchin'." –David Letterman

"President Obama has a children's book. It's called, 'How the Grinch Stole the Midterm Elections.'" –David Letterman

"The TSA has changed airport security guidelines. Now you can have an extensive body pat-down or a naked scan. I think I speak for everybody when I say, "Hey, why can't we have both?" –David Letterman