Friday, December 10, 2010

The Economy Is So Bad Jokes

I got a pre-declined credit card offer in the mail.

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

Parents in Bevery Hills are considering raising their own children.

I saw the CEO of Wal-Mart shopping at Wal-Mart.

Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.

A prostitute asked me if she could borrow $20 until she can get back on her back.

I saw a van full of legal immigrants illegally crossing the border into Mexico.

I saw four CEOs playing miniature golf.

Even people who aren't in Barack Obama's cabinet aren't paying taxes.