Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Jimmy Kimmel TSA Joke and Michelle Obama

"Michelle Obama said that obesity is a national security threat because 1 in 4 young people are too overweight to join the military. Couldn't we just have a separate fat army to fight in countries that don't have hills?" —Jimmy Kimmel

FedEx said that it shipped 16 million packages today on its busiest day of the year. That's right, they handled 16 million packages. Or as the TSA calls that, 'kind of a slow day.'" —Jimmy Fallon