Saturday, March 26, 2011

Jay Leno Jokes about Sarah Palin

"According to Newsweek, 73 percent of Americans can't say why we fought the Cold War. This sounds bad until you consider that no one in the White House can tell us why we're fighting the Libya war." –Jay Leno

"We know more about President Obama's basketball picks than his plans for Libya." –Jay Leno

"Sarah Palin visited Israel. As if the Jews have not suffered enough." –Jay Leno

"A South Carolina legislator introduced a bill to make it illegal for prisoners to use Facebook. They’re supposed to be doing time, not wasting it." –Jay Leno