"Sarah Palin said on Fox News that we are in a 'squirmish' with Libya. When she was corrected, she said, 'Listen, I shouldn't be expected to get everything 100 percent Accura.'" –Conan O'Brien
"On Fox News, Donald Trump said Obama's birth certificate could indicate that he's a Muslim. Trump said he doesn't trust anyone with a foreign-sounding name, and neither does his daughter Ivanka." –Conan O'Brien
"Al-Qaida has a magazine, and the spring issue features a profile of Moammar Gadhafi. It also features a women's section called 'Death to Cottage Cheese Thighs.'" –Conan O'Brien
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