"Welcome to my new show it's called 'Conan'. People ask me why I named the show 'Conan.' I did it so I'd be harder to replace." —Conan O'Brien
"I just got the news that we're already No. 1 in TBS' key demographic: people that can't afford HBO." —Conan O'Brien
"The truth is, ladies and gentlemen, I have dreamed of being a talk show host on basic cable ever since I was 46." —Conan O'Brien
"It's not easy doing a late night show on a channel without a lot of money, that viewers have trouble finding. That's why I left NBC." —Conan O'Brien
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