Welcome to New York City, first of all, but bad news — city is broke. Yeah. No more money. And they're cutting back on garbage collection. And I want to tell you, New York City, by the way, has one of the finest collections of garbage you'll see anywhere." –David Letterman
"Cutting back, city is broke, cutting back on hospital budgets. Well, it's a good thing we've got that swine flu licked, isn't it?" –David Letterman
"And when your flight lands in the Hudson, you're on your own." –David Letterman
"I found out this by reading her memoir 'Going Rogue,' the Sarah Palin memoir, 'Going Rogue.' Sarah Palin, former governor of Alaska, believes the Berlin wall ran between Kanye West and Kanye East." –David Letterman
"They have a bottle of beer that was on board the Hindenburg and it was auctioned off. You know the Hindenburg, that was the biggest thing to crash and burn in New Jersey next to the Corzine campaign." –David Letterman
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