Tuesday, May 3, 2011

David Letterman Jokes about Osama

"They're very clever -- the CIA, these guys know what they're doing. They got into the compound -- they had a guy pose as a Domino's kid."

"There's already some trouble for Osama in the afterlife. There was a mixup ... he was greeted by 72 vegans."

Letterman also devoted his Top 10 list to the "final words of Osama Bin Laden." No. 2: "I need a house full of Navy SEALs like I need a hole in the head."