Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Jay Leno Jokes About Osama Bin Laden

"It looks like President Obama has a new campaign slogan: 'Yes I Did.'" –Jay Leno

"The good news: Osama bin Laden is dead. The bad news: there is no bad news." –Jay Leno

"Osama bin Laden was apparently shot twice in the face. It looks like Dick Cheney may have been involved." –Jay Leno

"At the royal wedding, Kate Middleton wore a dress designed by Sarah Burton and Prince William wore something from the Sgt. Pepper collection." –Jay Leno

"For their honeymoon, the royal couple wants to go somewhere they can have complete privacy and no one in the country will give away their location. I think they're going to Pakistan." –Jay Leno

1 comments:

Robert Granner, Chicago IL said...

Just because we have a right to joke and even gloat over the death of an enemy does not bring out the best in us when we do, it also causes further suffering, and it certainly isn't funny!