Osama bin Laden -- Resurrected for XXX Porn Video

Just when you thought Osama bin Laden couldn't get screwed harder than he already has ...

TMZ has learned ... the fine people over at Hustler have bravely decided to make a XXX parody ... starring the cold-hearted bastard himself.

It's called "This Ain't Osama bin Laden XXX" -- and the porn studio claims Osama's secret porn stash was a major inspiration ... telling us, "We're pretty sure from what we've heard that bin Laden was a big fan of Hustler. He was looking at porn, now porn is looking at him."

Hustler adds, "See, it all comes full circle." Hehe ... comes.

No word yet on a release date. Hehe ... release......Osama bin Laden -- Resurrected for XXX Porn Video

David Letterman's "Top Ten Surprises in the Osama bin Laden Diary"

10. Always dotted the 'I' in 'Jihad' with a smiley face
9. Expressed anger at not being invited to the royal wedding
8. Disguised himself by wearing a fake beard over his real beard
7. Was the first one to suggest Hugh Grant as a possible replacement for Charlie Sheen
6. Admitted in college he experimented with a member of the opposite sect
5. Preferred exploding boxers to exploding briefs
4. As much as he hated the United States, he loved Red Lobster's coconut shrimp bites
3. The guy just wouldn't shut up about the new Beastie Boys album
2. Would occasionally fax jokes to Leno
1. Turns out he was kind of a coward

Jay Leno Jokes About Osama Bin Laden

"It looks like President Obama has a new campaign slogan: 'Yes I Did.'" –Jay Leno

"The good news: Osama bin Laden is dead. The bad news: there is no bad news." –Jay Leno

"Osama bin Laden was apparently shot twice in the face. It looks like Dick Cheney may have been involved." –Jay Leno

"At the royal wedding, Kate Middleton wore a dress designed by Sarah Burton and Prince William wore something from the Sgt. Pepper collection." –Jay Leno

"For their honeymoon, the royal couple wants to go somewhere they can have complete privacy and no one in the country will give away their location. I think they're going to Pakistan." –Jay Leno

David Letterman's "Top Ten Final Words Of Osama bin Laden"

David Letterman's "Top Ten Final Words Of Osama bin Laden"

10. 'My horoscope says 'Big surprises are in store''
9. 'See, this is why I normally don't answer the door'
8. 'The one time I give my bodyguards a day off to go to the zoo . . . '
7. 'What on earth could be interrupting 'Celebrity Apprentice?''
6. 'I hear Brian Williams is on Dave to discuss my imminent demise'
5. 'At least I'll be reunited with my dear departed friend Jack LaLanne'
4. 'I'm not sure I want to live in a world where 'Fast Five' is the No. 1 movie'
3. 'Any man with multiple wives welcomes death. Am I right, fellas?'
2. 'I need a house full of Navy SEALs like I need a hole in the head'
1. 'Oh, crap!'

Rush Limbaugh's Surprising Reaction To Obama's Handling Of Bin Laden

Huffington Post-Rush Limbaugh did something he rarely does: he praised President Obama on his

Monday show for the death of Osama bin Laden.
"We need to open the program today by congratulating President Obama," he said. "President Obama has done something extremely effective, and when he does, this needs to be pointed out."...More

Osama Bin Laden Is Dead

Al-Qaeda founder and leader Osama Bin Laden is dead, according to US media reports citing officials.

The US is in possession of Bin Laden's body, the reports say. President Barack Obama is due to make a statement shortly....More