"I've now been in 57 states -- I think one left to go."
"I'm so overexposed, I'm making Paris Hilton look like a recluse."
"My friends, we live in the greatest nation in the history of the world. I hope you'll join with me as we try to change it."
Why can't I just eat my waffle?"
"Three words: Vice President Oprah"
Come on! I just answered, like, eight questions."
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