Saturday, March 13, 2010

Jay Leno Political Jokes

"A new poll out today shows that 22 percent of voters strongly approve of the job President Obama is doing, 43 percent strongly disapprove of the job he's doing, and the other 35 percent are holding off judgment until he actually does something." –Jay Leno

"According to USA Today, corruption among government officials in China is running rampant. Yet another idea they stole from us." –Jay Leno

"I'm sure you heard the First Lady talk about this. Childhood obesity at an all-time high here in America. Give you an idea how bad it is, when children are filling out a form now, next to hometown, 83 percent of the kids write 'buffet.'" –Jay Leno
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