"The East Coast is suffering from a terrible heat wave. Wall Street bankers are jumping out of windows just for the cool breeze on the way down." –Jay Leno
"Queen Elizabeth is visiting New York City for the first time since 1976. I understand she's trying to help them recruit LeBron James." –Jay Leno
"Back in 1776, Americans were fighting to escape British rule, these days we're fighting to escape British oil." –Jay Leno
"Iran has banned the mullet. Today, the state of Kentucky broke off all diplomatic relations with Iran." –Jay Leno
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That Queen Elizabeth recruiting Lebron James joke is a hoot.
That Leno Queen Elizabeth "recruit Lebron James" line is a hoot.
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