"The White House held a state dinner for Chinese President Hu Jintao. President Obama wore a traditional Chinese-made garment: a pair of Nikes." –Jay Leno
"Obama and Hu had a private dinner the night before. When Obama tried to pick up the check, Hu said, 'Your money is no good here.' Obama laughed, and Hu said, 'No, really, your money is no good.'" –Jay Leno
"President Hu's advance team came a week earlier to make sure that wherever he's staying has no Chinese drywall." –Jay Leno
"The state dinner went really well, until the after dinner speeches were hosted by Ricky Gervais." –Jay Leno
"Republicans voted today to repeal health reform. Democrats warned this could make it harder for older Americans to get health care. Hugh Hefner’s new fiance said, 'Good!'" –Jay Leno
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