"After searching online for eight minutes for pictures of a congressman's penis you have to start questioning yourself. And now we find out Weiner's wife is pregnant. The only thing that could make this right is if it turns out she got pregnant by Arnold Schwarzenegger." –Jimmy Kimmel
"There's a heat wave over half of the country. It got so hot in New York, a congressman took off his pants and tweeted a picture of himself." –Jimmy Kimmel
"Many of Anthony Weiner's Democratic colleagues are calling for him to resign to preserve his dignity, but that ship sailed a long time ago." –Jimmy Kimmel
“Every time a new woman comes forward, I imagine Tiger Woods sitting in the back room of a Hooters somewhere laughing his ass off.” –Jimmy Kimmel on Weinergate
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