Jimmy Fallon Political Jokes About luncheon at the U.N.

"Yesterday President Obama arrived 25 minutes late for a luncheon at the U.N. In fact he was so late, he had to sit next to Biden at the kids table." –Jimmy Fallon

"First Lady Michelle Obama will appear on the season premiere of 'Extreme Home Makeover' on Sunday. The good news is, she'll be refurbishing a house for a new family to move into; the bad news is, it's the White House." –Jimmy Fallon

"Arnold Schwarzenegger has a new memoir that will focus on his career as a body builder, action star, and politician. You can find it in that section at Barnes & Noble marked 'Trying to Change the Subject.'" –Jimmy Fallon