Jay Leno Jokes About Michele Bachmann

"The Republican debate got pretty heated. They spent most of their time arguing over who God called first." –Jay Leno

"Michele Bachmann said that if she is elected president, she would consider eliminating the Department of Education because 'the states could do a gooder job.'" –Jay Leno

"President Obama will give a big speech on job preservation – I mean job creation." –Jay Leno

"The speech will be translated into Spanish and Chinese so that the people who have our jobs can understand." –Jay Leno

Stephen Colbert Jokes about Michele Bachmann

Now that Pawlenty is out, the big question is whether Bachmann or Perry will get his supporter." –Stephen Colbert

"In Iowa in her tent Michele Bachmann had Randy Travis and a petting zoo. Of course you were only allowed to pet animals of the opposite sex." –Stephen Colbert

"Michele Bachmann’s victory in the straw poll may have had something to do with her helping her supporters pay for their $30 voting ticket — by paying for their voting ticket. Bachmann paid $180,000 to hand out 6,000 tickets, and she got 4,800 votes. She got a commanding 80% of the votes she paid for. I think this proves she can win if she can get 50 million voters into a field, fill them with barbecue and let their children pet Randy Travis." –Stephen Colbert

Bachmann tribute to Elvis marks wrong anniversary (Reuters)

Reuters - Republican presidential candidate Michele Bachmann offered a "happy birthday" message to the late singer Elvis Presley on Monday, even though August 16 is the anniversary of his death in 1977

Bachmann tribute to Elvis marks wrong anniversary (Reuters)

Jay Leno Jokes About Michele Bachmann

"Michele Bachmann was asked if she was a submissive wife. She said no, but her husband is." –Jay Leno

"President Obama will begin a three-state bus tour. I believe the three states are confusion, delusion, and desperation." –Jay Leno

"The Republicans had their big debate in Iowa. You know who the winner was? Anyone that didn't watch." –Jay Leno

"Newt Gingrich made a surprise announcement. He’s still in the race." –Jay Leno

"It's the 76th anniversary of Social Security. I mention it because there's no guarantee that there will be a 77th." –Jay Leno

"General Mills is releasing new lip balms that taste like Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Cocoa Puffs and Lucky Charms. Or as Joe Biden put it: 'Nice. They should make one for Lucky Nuts.'" –Jay Leno

Full video of Michele Bachmann's strange Tea Party State of the Union response

Tonight Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-Minn) gave a response to President Obama's State of the Union address on live television.? The speech itself was seen as odd by many since the opposing political party typically only sends one person to provide a rebuttal to the president.? Republicans chose Rep.
Paul Ryan (R-WI) to give their official response, but Bachmann still believed she should give a separate "Tea Party" response to the State of the Union address.? Bachmann speech was even more "off" for those who watched it on CNN.? As the