"Hey, you know who's coming to town next month? Have any idea? Dictator of Libya, Muammar Qaddafi. Thank you, travelocity.com." --David Letterman
"I'm glad Muammar Qaddafi will be here because for once I won't be the most hated man in New York City." --David Letterman
"Qaddafi was going to rent -- this is crazy -- Joan Rivers' apartment in Manhattan. But the deal fell through at the last minute. Coincidentally, so did Joan's face." --David Letterman
"Labor day weekend. Remember Sarah Palin, the former governor of Alaska? She's having a big cookout for all her family, all of her friends up there in Alaska. And people say, 'Is she any good? Can she cook?' Remember last year she cooked John McCain's goose? Remember that? Tremendous!" --David Letterman
"And then next month, Sarah Palin is going to Hong Kong for a speaking engagement in Hong Kong. She says she can almost see Hong Kong from her house." --David Letterman
"Chinese are all very excited, though. They think they're getting Tina Fey." --David Letterman
"But the former governor's getting ready for her trip. She's reading all the Chinese menus she can get her hands on." --David Letterman
"She's going to do her best to promote capitalism while she's in Hong Kong, and then I guess in the end of the trip, she'll be riding around in helicopters, shooting pandas." --David Letterman
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