"President Obama, Professor Gates, and Officer Crowley had their beer summit. And the big surprise was they were joined by Vice President Biden. That was the surprise, yeah. The highlight of the evening was when Officer Crowley told Biden, 'You have the right to remain silent.'" --Conan O'Brien
"This is nice, though, President Obama served Professor Gates and Officer Crowley beer and pretzels. Did you know that? Pretzels. Yeah, it's the first time pretzels have been served at the White House since the time one attacked President Bush. Remember that one?" --Conan O'Brien
"This is good, though. Last night's meeting went so well, Gates and Crowley plan to meet again. Isn't that nice? ... Yeah. Apparently they'll meet the next time Gates tries to get into his own house. It's a habit now that's hard to break." --Conan O'Brien
"It's been reported that Larry King has opened a Twitter account. Yep. So far his tweets have been, 'My name's Larry,' 'I like pie' and 'Who moved the toilet?'" --Conan O'Brien
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