Thursday, September 3, 2009

David Letterman Political Jokes 9:1:09


"Well, we went through this last year. Now they're saying that the swine flu this year could be even worse. They've got to stop the spread of the swine flu so there's a school in Long Island that is banning touching. No touching. Sounds like my honeymoon." --David Letterman

"Hey, you know who's back in town? Eliot Spitzer. Former governor of New York Eliot Spitzer is back in town, and he's going to run for governor again. He says he wants to spend less time with his family." --David Letterman

"Do you remember Governor Eliot Spitzer, the guy who pioneered the 'Cash for Hookers' program?" --David Letterman
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